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(Source: mrfizzlessaysyourelying)
i want the first scene of season 9 to be some sleazy creep trying to pick up this girl and he wraps his greasy arm around her and goes “so… did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” and she yanks out her angel blade and ganks him and as his mutilated corpse falls to the ground she mutters “i hate this planet”
Umm… WOULD YOU LIKE A VIBRATOR?
I could get one for you.
I was thinking of something a little more… real.
Something more real? YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU A REAL DICK IN A BOX? I CAN SO GET YOU ONE.
Never mind, Doctor. The moment has passed.
Seriously? Just tell me what you… Oh.
OH! I know what you mean now.
Yeah, well I should have just saved myself the embarrassment.
I’m sorry. Really, I am. I’m not used to all these human things and I’ve ruined things haven’t I?
Maybe. But the nights still young. Maybe you’ll get lucky later…
Maybe I will. In fact, I hope I do.
I hope so too. Maybe I could give you a second chance right now, if you want…
Umm… WOULD YOU LIKE A VIBRATOR?
I could get one for you.
I was thinking of something a little more… real.
Something more real? YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU A REAL DICK IN A BOX? I CAN SO GET YOU ONE.
Never mind, Doctor. The moment has passed.
Seriously? Just tell me what you… Oh.
OH! I know what you mean now.
Yeah, well I should have just saved myself the embarrassment.
I’m sorry. Really, I am. I’m not used to all these human things and I’ve ruined things haven’t I?
Maybe. But the nights still young. Maybe you’ll get lucky later…
Umm… WOULD YOU LIKE A VIBRATOR?
I could get one for you.
I was thinking of something a little more… real.
Something more real? YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU A REAL DICK IN A BOX? I CAN SO GET YOU ONE.
Never mind, Doctor. The moment has passed.
Seriously? Just tell me what you… Oh.
OH! I know what you mean now.
Yeah, well I should have just saved myself the embarrassment.
Soo… what do you want in your room?
Umm… A bookshelf. And a bed. That’ll be good.
Is that it? That’s a bit boring.
Any other suggestions?
Umm… WOULD YOU LIKE A VIBRATOR?
I could get one for you.
I was thinking of something a little more… real.
Something more real? YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU A REAL DICK IN A BOX? I CAN SO GET YOU ONE.
Never mind, Doctor. The moment has passed. 
Soo… what do you want in your room?
Umm… A bookshelf. And a bed. That’ll be good.
Is that it? That’s a bit boring.
Any other suggestions?
Umm… WOULD YOU LIKE A VIBRATOR?
I could get one for you.
I was thinking of something a little more… real.
ugh